would Fuzz be the father, and notBoston the mother?

no, id be the asshole uncle that people love to hate, yet like a little

mad dawg would be the crazy uncle, Danny the cousin out west and Opera the great aunt up north.

I’m the rich uncle

I’d be the hot step-cousin that everyone tried to fuck.

You’d be the 14 year old sitting at the kids table with the 8 and 9 year olds.

Chas is gramps who made his fortune long before everyone was born, but spends all the family reunions playing cards with the grownups. The kids have no idea who he is.

Rageous - 10 June 2008 09:28 PM

You’d be the 14 year old sitting at the kids table with the 8 and 9 year olds.

hey, me and XS would object to that!!!

OG could be a step-mom, who tries way to hard to be more like a sister…

Dei a distant cousin?...who secretly wants to be a stripper

what about Shane’s russian stalker?

LOL this thread is f u n n n n n n n y.

BT would be the ultra cool dad who did the most awesome fun stuff and then left with a Hollywood bombshell.  He still calls sometimes at Christmas to tell the kids all the cool stuff just about to happen for him . . . then things will be better . . . you know we’ll have a good time then.

I’m the gay cousin. 

And back comes the Prodigal Son.

Good to see you back dude? Howya been? Check the bb code in yer sig, the markup is slightly proprietary around here.

I’m the guy that shows up late and drunk.

raven848 - 12 June 2008 09:42 AM

what about Shane’s russian stalker?

He still emails me to this day. A few times a year. I just delete them and wait for 2011 when he shows up at my door and I will beat the living shit out of him and call the cops. I’ve already reported him to CA, AZ, NY, the INS, and the Russian government. Dude’s crazy obsessed bonkers.

3pmusic - 18 June 2008 05:54 PM

I’m the gay cousin. 

The gay cousin who’s STILL trippin’.

He still emails me to this day. A few times a year. I just delete them and wait for 2011 when he shows up at my door and I will beat the living shit out of him

at KINKO’s not your house!!

TheFuzz - 02 July 2008 01:25 AM

3pmusic - 18 June 2008 05:54 PM

I’m the gay cousin. 

The gay cousin who’s STILL trippin’.

Absofuckinglutley

maTo - 11 June 2008 05:07 AM

Rageous - 10 June 2008 09:28 PM

You’d be the 14 year old sitting at the kids table with the 8 and 9 year olds.

hey, me and XS would object to that!!!

OG could be a step-mom, who tries way to hard to be more like a sister…

Dei a distant cousin?...who secretly wants to be a stripper

Oh come on!  I would be the crazy cousin/aunt who shows up unexpectedly and says random shit and gets way too excited about random things, like S’Mores around the fire.

And um, no on the stripper thing.  Strippers make me sad.  I secretly want to run off and join Cirque du Soliel.

TheFuzz - 02 July 2008 01:24 AM

raven848 - 12 June 2008 09:42 AM

what about Shane’s russian stalker?

He still emails me to this day. A few times a year. I just delete them and wait for 2011 when he shows up at my door and I will beat the living shit out of him and call the cops. I’ve already reported him to CA, AZ, NY, the INS, and the Russian government. Dude’s crazy obsessed bonkers.

I think I still have his website link on my home computer. Andrew’s Domain of Extremes!

deiness - 21 August 2008 10:58 PM

Strippers make me sad.

why they make u sad.

maTo - 24 August 2008 06:22 PM

deiness - 21 August 2008 10:58 PM

Strippers make me sad.

why they make u sad.

Because they are often not at all hot, have the dead vacant look in their eyes, and then there is the whole desperate collecting money off the floor at the end of their dance.  It’s sad.  Then you get to deal with the endless drunk horny dudes.  I sadly know a few habitual stripper daters, and i feel bad for any girl who dates them, whatever their profession.